{"product_id":"funny-christmas-candles-merry-christmas-to-my-favorite-ho","title":"Merry Christmas To My Favorite Ho Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the friend who’ll read the label out loud in a crowded kitchen, this cheeky Christmas candle is sure to get a laugh. It makes a fun gift for a Secret Santa exchange, holiday party, best friend, sister, or group chat with no filter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe fresh, woodsy \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBalsam + Cedar\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e scent blends Fraser fir, balsam, and cedar—no sugary or bakery notes. Hand-poured in small batches in Minnesota, this 13.5 oz candle is made with 100% soy wax and offers 60+ hours of burn time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eScent:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Balsam + Cedar — Fraser fir, balsam, and cedar\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eWax:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 100% soy wax with essential and premium fragrance oils\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eWick:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 13.5 oz jar, approximately 3.5” × 3.5” × 4”\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eBurn time:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 60+ hours\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eJar:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Reusable glass\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Phthalate-free, non-toxic, cruelty-free, vegan, and non-GMO\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eCare:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Trim wick to ¼” before each burn\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Hand-poured in Minnetonka, Minnesota; made in the USA\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA playful, bold gift for someone who loves a good holiday joke. Use your judgment for family gatherings with little readers!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cedar Crate Market","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50120019116291,"sku":"SW-1993-15","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0570\/6812\/6372\/files\/7ce0e2c80ea690af1166b2adf484c354f033c052ff0321940fa488dff83ac574.jpg?v=1793750177","url":"https:\/\/moda-galleria.com\/products\/funny-christmas-candles-merry-christmas-to-my-favorite-ho","provider":"Moda Galleria Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}