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Merry Christmas To My Favorite Ho Candle

Merry Christmas To My Favorite Ho Candle

Regular price $24.95 USD
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For the friend who’ll read the label out loud in a crowded kitchen, this cheeky Christmas candle is sure to get a laugh. It makes a fun gift for a Secret Santa exchange, holiday party, best friend, sister, or group chat with no filter.

The fresh, woodsy Balsam + Cedar scent blends Fraser fir, balsam, and cedar—no sugary or bakery notes. Hand-poured in small batches in Minnesota, this 13.5 oz candle is made with 100% soy wax and offers 60+ hours of burn time.

  • Scent: Balsam + Cedar — Fraser fir, balsam, and cedar
  • Wax: 100% soy wax with essential and premium fragrance oils
  • Wick: Cotton
  • Size: 13.5 oz jar, approximately 3.5” × 3.5” × 4”
  • Burn time: 60+ hours
  • Jar: Reusable glass
  • Features: Phthalate-free, non-toxic, cruelty-free, vegan, and non-GMO
  • Care: Trim wick to ¼” before each burn
  • Origin: Hand-poured in Minnetonka, Minnesota; made in the USA

A playful, bold gift for someone who loves a good holiday joke. Use your judgment for family gatherings with little readers!

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