Jolliest Bunch of Assholes This Side of the Nuthouse Candle

It gets said every year—usually by whoever is untangling the lights. This funny holiday candle puts the family motto right on the jar, whether anyone officially agreed to it or not.

The cozy Toasted Marshmallow scent blends sweet marshmallow with vanilla and amber for a warm, comforting fragrance. Hand-poured in small batches in a reusable kraft jar, this 13.5 oz candle offers 60+ hours of burn time.

A cheeky Christmas gift for siblings, cousins, in-laws, or the family group chat that has no filter.

• Scent: Toasted Marshmallow
• Fragrance notes: Toasted marshmallow, vanilla, and amber
• Wax: Natural soy wax with essential and premium fragrance oils
• Wick: Cotton, with no lead core
• Size: 13.5 oz jar, approximately 3.5” × 3.5” × 4”
• Burn time: 60+ hours
• Jar: Reusable Signature Kraft
• Features: Phthalate-free, non-toxic, cruelty-free, vegan, and non-GMO
• Care: Trim wick to ¼” before each burn. Stop burning when about ½” of wax remains.
• Origin: Hand-poured in Minnetonka, Minnesota; made in the USA